A Mere Formality

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Warning: this story is one big dirty joke. There is no actual sex, but there is a lot discussion about it. It was written on a dare. Someone told us that we couldn’t write a short story around one particular phrase, and we did. So I recommend this for people 18+. Because you know, we wouldn’t want to corrupt your minors.

Book Info

  • Original Title:A Mere Formality
  • Author:
  • Rating:7.82 / 10
  • Genre:Fiction
  • Language:English
  • ISBN:-
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  • Publisher:Published 2008 by Ilona Andrews

Content

Chapter 1

The alarm chimed, sending tiny shivers through Deirdre’s fingers, coated in liquid interface. Five minutes to the opening speech. “All right, all right.” She shrugged the lead-grey metal off her hand and caught her reflection in the mirror. The hair. She had forgotten about her hair.

Her gown looked fantastic. She loved this dress; the cut and color suited her: a shimmering grey-black that caught her br**sts, wound about her waist and fell down in clean lines to brush the floor. Unfortunately, the gown alone wouldn’t do it. Her hair set atop her head in an ugly pile, and it was too late to do anything about it. It’s your fault, Robert, she thought, pulling out the pins one by one. She dragged the brush through her hair and inspected the result.

Hideous.

That’s fine, she decided. Nobody can be expected to be ran ragged for nine straight hours and then attend a banquet look...

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Recent Comments

Flor · 01-18-2019

All i can say is WOW!


Tunie · 01-17-2019

Okay, not what I though



willy · 01-17-2019

worth reading


abby · 01-17-2019

interesting!


ziana · 01-17-2019

quite amazing.


Simone · 01-17-2019

So sweet. I loved it.


izzy · 01-17-2019

superb story ...superb!!



mitali · 01-17-2019

worth reading