Question: What would you do if you lost your best friend’s horse?
Relax. This is purely hypothetical.
But, seriously, what would you do?
It’s an easy Sunday at home while your wife’s at work, and you look away for two minutes to make lunch for a couple of demanding toddlers. Somehow, by magical mist or advanced parkour, the monster is gone.
Okay, fine. It’s not hypothetical.
The guy off of work is me, Thatcher Kelly, and the horse I lost is actually Kline’s ginormous dog.
But I still have his kids and demon cat, along with my own child and pig. I’m practically batting .667 at this point, and that’s a pretty good average. Right?
Or one short jump from the devil’s number.
- Original Title:Mother Fluffer (Billionaire Bad Boys #3.6)
- Author:Max Monroe
- Rating:8.94 / 10
- Publisher:Published May 12th 2017 by Max Monroe LLC
Max and Monroe do not condone the use of this type of prank in real life.
Seriously, don’t try this prank at home.
Oh, and did we mention not to attempt this prank, or any prank like this one for that matter?
Don’t do it.
Like, not ever.
Not once in your whole life.
Disclaimer for the disclaimer
While Max and Monroe do not condone the use of this prank in real life, they strongly urge you to grab some popcorn, maybe a glass of wine, and be prepared to laugh your little ass off.
But, please, use caution while drinking and/or eating while reading the hilarity that is about to take shape before your very eyes.
Weren’t Sundays supposed to be a day off, a day of rest, a day of family…a day of motherfluffing fucking?